Hello, loyal reader. In an effort to further engage you all, I’ll
occasionally share some of my favorite discoveries with you.
Today, I will delve into the Black vagina (not literally, though I
wish). More specifically, the Black woman’s vagina. No offense to
vaginas of other creeds and origins, but this certain
type of vagina happens to be my preference. I will inform you on what
I’ve learned through hands on and face to face interactions with the
Black vagina. It is definitely one of the finest creations to ever
grace the face of the earth, as well as my face.
First, to understand the Black vagina – we must first understand some
of the history surrounding it. Many years of African-American struggle
has caused the Black woman’s vagina to gain tension and techniques
therein. Therefore, her cooter cat has a special ability that
scientists can’t explain. She has the ability to tightly tighten her
vaginal muscles at a moment’s notice, causing a vacuum seal. This
talent she bears is especially desired by her male counterparts during
sexual gratification. The Black woman’s constricting love muscle has
been compared to the powerful prowess of a pit bull’s jaws.
Even more impressive than the Black vagina’s muscular ability is its
impeccable taste. It is NO coincidence that when you part the royal
lips- it resembles neapolitan ice cream. However, THIS strawberry and
chocolate blend is constructed in a more beautiful sequence than
Haagen Daz could EVER imagine producing. Being low in preservatives
and high in nutrients, it is INDEED a healthy and fulfilling snack. Nova Knows.
That is all I can share for now. The excitement of just writing about such a subject is too much for my loins. Thank you for reading.
Side Effects: May cause sleepiness, child support, and distraction
from goals. Please consult a doctor before over-indulging. If you are
a punk and have symptoms of punkism, Black vagina may NOT be for you
(Notable examples: O.J. Simpson, Kobe Bryant).
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